Larry’s Fat Loss Limeric (very funny!)

Check out this ‘Fat Loss Limeric” from Burn The Fat Inner Circle Holiday Challenge participant Larry Grimes (and be sure to look at his amazing fat losstransformation that he achieved in 50 Days!!) 

Here’s Larry Limeric: 

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Till my mirror one day

Asked me in dismay

Whose ugly body is
that?

I stared at my ample behind

And realized I had been
blind

The body I see

Is not really me

Not as I am in my mind.

I looked at my abs in disgust

To clean up my life was a
must

I want to be lean

Not afraid to be seen

But in whose advice can I
trust?

Then I heard of an ebook one day

For which I was anxious to
pay

Of how fat can be burned

And good health returned

All in a natural
way

Tom’s method is based upon science

Against gimmicks he stands
in defiance

With research well-studied

The waters un-muddied

Nor
clouded by corporate alliance

So I started a 50-day quest

And pursued it with relish and
zest

To burn off the fat

Till my bulges get flat

I visualized me at my
best

I’m holding myself to account

And my scales I regularly
mount

On pizza I pass

I track Lean Body Mass

And all kcals I carefully
count

I needed to pick up the pace

And burn calories, not feed my
face

So I started to run

And it soon became fun

The real me I started
to chase

Then I started to work at the gym

To build muscles and make
myself thin

I started with reps

And reps turned to sets

But still was
unable to chin

I now have begun to lose weight

And my adipose cells to
deflate

My heart is serene

Muscles I’ve never seen,

Are starting to
make me look great.

Despite gastronomical sin

And cravings I struggled to
win

I’m still gaining ground

With new energy found

And I’ve finally
managed to chin.

I’ve still got a long ways to go

My progress is sure but
slow

When I look in the mirror

My vision is clearer

The real me is
starting to show.

To Tom, and Kyle, and Ed

And all those who wrote in my
thread

You’ve helped me to grow

And I want you to know

Pretty cool ehh? 

Check out Larry’s transformation pics here